TO BEARD OR NOT TO BEARD

TO BEARD OR NOT TO BEARD

This week we were told by supposed trend experts that beards are out and all furry hipsters must hastily reach for the nearest Bic razor.

Right... what a load of fuzzy rubbish! I have a beard and have done since pretty much the minute I was able to grow a few strands of bum fluff. I don’t have it because a load of young upstarts around East London have them, I don’t have it because I want to fit in with a sudden influx and I certainly don’t have it because some unpredictable reporter told me it was cool a couple of years ago...

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